Humid prepossessing Homo Sapiens with full sized aortic pumps
There’s this strange person I know that has me convinced he swallowed a thesaurus. Every word he says is a burp of some hideous semantic combination that boggles the mind.
It could quite possibly be a way detracting attention from the otherwise glaringly obvious fact that he talks nonsense - and that’s on a good day. Most of the time it’s just noise.
Yes, he is also very loud.
Listening to him drone on- pointlessly mind you - at one such meeting today my mind wandered to Joey’s attempt to write Monica and Chandler a letter recommending them to an adoption agency in the 10th season of Friends. While the final season left much to be desired, this was one of the better moments. In a nutshell, Joey (on Ross’ recommendation) uses a thesaurus to sound important and comes up with something along the lines of “They are humid, prepossessing Homo Sapiens with full sized aortic pumps” in place of the sentence, “they are warm, nice people with big hearts.”
really, it’s hilarious. But I guess you gotta be there. Anyway, this retard in office does the same thing every day. It gets tedious.
Meanwhile, excuse me while I go empty my head of phrases.
hehe i watched that episode the other day. it’s a hoot. i miss those clowns.
Comment by ddm — November 29, 2005 @ 4:48 pm